Bass Meets Pikachu!

Or...

Why Jennifer Should Never Stay Up Till Three In The Morning Playing Pokemon!

Part Deux!

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Dawn...

Just outside the wall that guarded the Dukedom of Sforzend, an

elite group of fighters had gathered. Flute, Raiel, and Hamel to be

precise.

One of them had been informed by an outside source that the

main fighters of the Hameln army would attack Sforzend at dawn.

Raiel clutched the note with the message to his chest tightly,

a goofy smile splayed across his face.

"Sizer-san..." he sighed, causing Hamel to roll his eyes.

"And nobody else but me thinks this could be a trap?" the

violinist muttered to himself.

Suddenly, there was a flash of light and Bass, Guitar, Drum,

and Sizer appeared!

In all actuality Vocal was also supposed to be there, but

since he couldn't stop with the rat jokes Bass had mushed him into

the disasterius spellbook. With several layers of thick chains

wrapped around the book, Bass could be certain that he wouldn't be

seeing Vocal for a while. Even of he did get out soon, the book

would be destroyed in the process. Just an added bonus.

Back to the situation at hand, the storyteller says...

Both sides were about to attack each other when Hamel

noticed something odd about Bass.

"Hey!" he shouted, "There's a rat on Bass's leg!"

The good guys barely had time to scramble out of the way

before Bass unleashed the most powerful 'Bloody Death Eater' that

he ever had in his life.

When the smoke cleared, it revieled a large crater where

Hamel had been standing. Said crater would also have anilated

half od Sforzend, but fortunately Bass had had his back to the wall.

"You know," Oboe said as he fluttered up and perched on

Hamel's shoulder, "there is such a thing as TACT, Hamel."

"Well how was I supposed to know he was so sensitive

about his little pet." Hamel muttered as he shooed Oboe off

his shoulder. Oboe, of course, ignored him and stayed put.

"It's so cute!" Flute squealed as she spotted Pikachu.

Meanwhile the generals decided they didn't want to be

anywhere near Bass, since he looked like he was going to

explode at any minute. After Guitar and drum had teleported

themselves away, Sizer took a moment to blow Raiel a kiss, and

then followed suit. Raiel immediately fell backwards, a large

fount of blood spraying from his nose. He was ignored for the

time being.

Bass, still panting from the exertion of the Mega-Bloody

Death Eater, prepared to throw another spell when a funny thing

happened. Pikachu, who had been staring at Flute for the past

couple of moments, sudden let go of Bass's leg and scampered

over to the girl. Flute immediately scooped up the little

creature and started cuddling it while making little baby

noises.

Bass, who suddenly didn't feel so mad anymore, stood

there and blinked for a little while. Hamel was also a little

taken aback, so he also stood there and blinked. Raiel, as I

mentioned before, was laying on the ground with blood spewing

out of his nose.

After the initial shock wore off Bass whooped out, in

an unusually cheerful voice for him, "Free at last!", then

disappeared.

Hamel walked over to Flute and peered down at Pikachu.

"I didn't know you had a thing for rats Flute." he dryly

remarked.

"I've hung around you all this time, haven't I?" Flute

said, glaring at him.

Pikachu also looked rather angry. Oboe decided that he

was in a very bad place, so he made like Bass and winged it. After

several moments of building up, it showed Hamel exactly why it was

also know as an 'electric mouse'.

"CHU!" it shouted, sending the voltage equivalent to a

lightening bolt courseing through Hamel's body.

Hamel collapsed in a blackened, twitching pile. His hat,

having been blown off his head, floated down and landed on Pikachu's

head.

"Pika pika." it said, happy once again, as it clutched the

hat.

Hamel, recovering from the shock, got up and glared at the

creature ominously.

"Give me back my hat." he hissed.

Pikachu shook its head, still smiling.

"Alright, so you want to play rough, huh?" Hamel said right

before he lunged at the cute yellow Pokemon.

Flute easily sidestepped him and Hamel ending up landing

in a very compromising position on top of Raiel (I'll leave it to

the reader's twisted imagination ^_^).

Pikachu stuck its tongue out at Hamel and 'Pika'-ed mockingly.

"That's it!" Hamel growled, getting up, "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"

"As if you were ever that before..." Flute murmured.

Hamel, either because he didn't hear or because he didn't care,

ignored her statement and launched himself at Pikachu, stepping on Raiel

in the process. Pikachu leaped from Flute's arms and ran away, still

clutching Hamel's hat.

"Give me back my hat!" Hamel shouted as he chased Pikachu off

into the sunset.

"My goodness," Flute remarked, "The day went by awful fast,

didn't it?"

The End